The Secretive Cradle Robber Conversation.
Actual Work Conversation.
Cast Of Characters:
Rashan
Dark Skinned White Girl (DSWG) - The white girl that talks like a Vivica A Fox movie character.
Yes, I'm A Lesbian (YIAL) - The woman that likes to offer details about her sexuality even when nobody asks.
Kenyan Like Obama (KLO) - the African that talked about the election every day since the primaries.
DSWG: Was that yo guhl I seent you wit at Gladys Knights? (Chicken N Waffles)
Rashan: Yeah.
DSWG: She was SUPER CUTE!
Rashan: I know. (turns away)
DSWG: I didn't want to interrupt that's why I just waved and ish.
Rashan: Yeah, that's cool.
KLO: You saw Rashan's girlfriend? He really has a girlfriend?
DSWG: MMM-HMM. I seen him and his boo. They were super cute together.
YIAL: I thought she lived in Florida.
Rashan: She does. She was up here for Thanksgiving.
YIAL: Hey, she's younger than you right? She's in college?
Rashan: She's getting her Masters. She's not like an 18 year old. I'm not R Kelly or nothing.
YIAL: But she's a young tenderroni, right?
KLO: Rashan, are you a dirty old man?
DSWG: She looked like she was about my age.
Rashan: She's 26.
YIAL: And how old are you?
Rashan: 34.
YIAL: STOP LYING!! YOU ARE NOT 34!
KLO: He is. I've seen his license. I didn't believe him either.
DSWG: SHAWN W(she always calls me by my first and last name) You that old?
Rashan: Yeah, I'm 34.
YIAL: Go head, player! I like young girls too. My wife is a lot younger than me too.
Rashan: She's not a lot younger.
KLO: Yes, she is! That's how men in Kenya are. They like their women younger.
Rashan: Okay, the Rashan portion of this conversation is over...
DSWG: Daaang...it's like that, boo? He don't never talk about his personal life. I knew him for a year and he ain't never said nothing to me.
KLO: How did you know he had a girlfriend? He never talks about himself.
YIAL: Girrrl, you know how I am. I wanna know something, I'm gonna ask.
DSWG: He don't be telling me nuffin'
Rashan: Anytime you want to change the subject...
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