Let's Start A Rumor...

Since I just got back into town... and I have to get up for work in less than 3 hours...and I don't have much to post about...Let's play a game.

Everybody make up an outrageous, untrue rumor and post in my comments. It can be about anybody or anything you want. The more outlandish the better. Winner recieves nothing except a bunch of laughs and chuckles. Feel free to post as many crazy rumors as you like. I'll post one later, but first must get sleep.