The Cure

Feeling lonely? Depressed? Generally blase about life. Well, I'm here to present you with the cure for what ails you. That's right ladies. For just 3 easy payments of $19.99, you can be happy again.

Wouldn't you like to relive those glory days when you felt like the most beautiful woman in the room? Those days when life was actually fun, instead of a monotonous chore. When a Friday night meant more than just curling up with a mediocre book and a glass of wine. You remember that feeling. Now you can get it back again.

We have the answer for you. For a limited time only, we've been authorized to present to you the secret that women across the country have sworn by for nearly two decades. Our secret formula has been clinically proven to snap you out of your malaise and get you back on the right track to an exciting life. Don't just take our word for it. Here is what some of our satisfied customers have to say about this amazing product.

"Before I started taking it, I was in a rut. Between work, school and the kids, I felt drained. After just two weeks. I feel rejuvenated. Now, I can't wait for my daily dose. I recommend that women everywhere take part in this program."

"It's amazing how quickly this product works. In no time, I felt like I was a Queen. 2 years later, that feeling is still there. I couldn't imagine my life without it."

If you act now, we'll slash the already affordable price even further. Call in the next 24 hours and you can have it for the low low price of two payments of 19.99. That's a savings of 33% on our already unheard of prices. You may be asking yourself, how can we manage to stay in business with these prices? It's quite simple. We cut out the middle man and buy wholesale from our supplier. Our exclusive agreement allows us to pass the savings on to you. Plus there's an virtually inexhaustible supply of our product.

So, if you are feeling like life is beating you down, and you need something to get you through your day, then call now. Our trained specialists is awaiting your call. Get some Rashan* now!

There's Something About Rashan**

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Side effects of Rashan include sarcasm, hurt feelings, weight gain, exasperation, an unnatural connection to your phone, insomnia, and uncontrollable laughter. Use only as directed. May be habit forming. Consult a (head) doctor if symptoms persist.

** "There's Something About Rashan" is a registered trademark of Stace 2008. All rights reserved.

I know, I'm not normal. Since Jameil is always trying to sell me, I thought I would just sell myself. LOL Consider this a creative writing exercise, I'm not really this cocky. Have a great day!!!